Efren's · Toilet

Im new around here. My name is Efren. I am 16. I love comic books and movies. I like storytelling. I love to write. I like to draw. I like soccer. I dont like school. I dont like doing school-work. I'm poor. I like the taste of beef. I dislike chicken and carrots. I do, in fact take dumps on this site. I climb mountains, eat spinach for fun, chop trees, plant tress, hop fences on occasion, run the mile in 4 minutes flat, and I can cower in fear pretty well.

Yeah...This is something I wrote right now...it sucks and makes no sense, but it was fun.


Bob the Homeless Builder.
Written by ME.

Excuse me sir, what time is it?

My names Bob.

That's nice...do you know --

-- My name's Bob.

Uhh ... Bob what?

Bob McCabe.

Strange name. Where do you live?

Wherever I want. I like to stay under the 405. It's nice and warm there, unless its cold, then it's not. What's your name?

Steve.

Steve Collins.

That's a nice name. Very nice name. Your mom gave you that name? Course she did what am I talking about. Where do you stay? Where's your spot?

Spot? Uhh, I live with my parents over by the beach.

Oh, how old are you?

I'm 18.

Really? Wow, you look 32. You have any spare change? I feel like eating a sandwich today.

Uhh, sure. Here's five bucks.

Oh, wow. Five. You sure you can just give away money like this? Parents wont come after me wanting it back will they?

No, no. You can have it.

Thanks. I 'preciate it ... You want to hear a story?

Umm, sure. I guess.

I was 18 once. I was one bad-ass motherfucker. Dont tell you parents i said that. Dont want them to think bad of me now. I was stupid though. Very stupid. I did whatever I wanted. Got into a lot of trouble. Smoked a lot of pot. I thought I was invincible. I'm not. No one is. Except for god maybe.

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Ok...I have no story to tell. So this journal ends here...because I suck at writing and this was stupid. I said, "The world is stupid". Bob replyd, "Your mom is stupid."

Cheers !